The Most Wonderful Time (My apologies to Andy Williams)

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

With flu shot injections, and ear infections

And a rash on his rear

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

It’s the hap – happiest season of all

With doctor appointments and various ointments

And crowds at the mall

It’s the hap – happiest season of all.

There’ll be hectic road trips

Post nasal drips

Fruit pouches to eat on the go.

There’ll be scary store Santas

Dogs in fake antlers

Lots of rain instead of snow.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

There’ll be much money owing

To church we’ll be going

With loved ones so dear

It’s the most wonderful time

It’s the most wonderful time

It’s the most wonderful time

Of the year!

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